College football haikus

Georgia lost again
Rocky Top and ugly orange -
I hate Tennessee

Stanford wins, what shock!
USC was bound to flop
Overrated much?

Upset in Big Ten
The Badger, Badger, Badgers
Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose

Um, South Florida who?
Where did they even come from?
Are they a real school?

Fighting Irish win
Thought it was impossible
Rudy would be proud

Red River Shootout
Like our big Cocktail Party
But with cowboy hats

Time to go to bed
Florida's beating LSU
What a wacky day