One of my favorite things about blogging is Google Analytics. (Pause to note that that's possibly the nerdiest sentence I have ever typed.) I like knowing that I have readers in Malaysia and Nicaragua and 41 US states, that 33% of my readers use Firefox, and that my Six Word Stories post has been viewed more than anything I've written.
But my favorite thing about Google Analytics is taking a look at how folks from all over the Internet get to Lulled by the Train. Thanks to my Project Runway blogging days, one can Google horrible prom dresses, blayne holler at your boy, hedda lettuce's birth name or republic of cocktailland and get directed here. And there are plenty of people who found me thanks to searching for Donny Deutsche being an idiot and Taylor Swift's Fearless liner notes. There are even the two people who Googled lulled by the "train com" (unnecessary quotes much?).
But my favorite Google searches that got readers here are...
- pterodactyl parking garage
- you don't have to be a man to love manwich
- leann rimes is such a slut see through blouse
- what would be a good name for a diva
- jingle for stupid people
- horatio sanz nude
- hansel and gretel parade float
- venus schnitzel
And last but certainly not least...
- jamie love nyc
So take note, Internet World! If you're looking for a one-stop shop for all your Republic of Cocktail Land, Stupid Jingle, Venus Schnitzel, Manwich needs, you've come to the right place.
2 comments:
hahaha!! i've started to do a post like this, but the search words are nowhere near as hilarious! and i'm also an analytics nerd, thanks to you...
How on earth did pterodactyl parking garage get someone to your blog?!? That's just kind of impressive.
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