Whether you admit it or not, everyone is fascinated by the things they can't afford. For some, it's looking at massive houses that are for sale. For others, it's perusing menus of five star restaurants online or watching 'Super Swank' on the Travel Channel. And for most women, it's the mere act of stepping off the elevator on the second floor of Tiffany.
I don't know what men look at - autographed baseballs? huge TVs? watches? - but I do know what I look at: designer shoes. And nothing fills my "I need to Google something frivolous and mindless to help me escape reality" void like a trip to the shoe page of saksfifthavenue.com.
Today, if I was a rich girl (na na na...), I would buy these fabulous shoes - the Christian Louboutin "Carnival d'Orsay" Peep-Toe Pumps.
Some day, as God is my witness, I will own just one pair of red-soled Christian Louboutin shoes, although I'll probably prioritize classic black pumps over the gems above. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill...
OK, OK. I'm getting carried away. Fiddle-dee-dee.
4 comments:
When you get your red-soled wonders, you should get crazy ones! Or buy them at Bergdorf's!! My dream is to buy like half their shoe and handbag departments...
Ummmm, please get these. I think you'd be (almost?) as tall as me!! $1700?? No big deal.
YES! GO FOR THE RED SOLED SHOES.
I DEFINITELY SEE YOU IN THE FUN ONES.
YOU MAKE ME SMILE.
AUNT NITA
I look at camera equipment and apple laptops. Come on, you've got to give guys a bit more credit than autographed baseballs...all your readers aren't ladies. And being a man, I think I have to say the token man thing that if those shoes aren't on your feet I'd be worried that they would fly back to their nest!
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