Summer Sauciness

Know what I'm loving most about the recent episodes of "Dancing with the Stars" and "American Idol"?

The previews for "The Bachelorette" with Jillian and "So You Think You Can Dance!" Wahooo!

I think that summer TV totally rivals the traditionally more popular fall/spring TV season. If it's on in the summertime, you're guaranteed that it's pure candy for the eyes and ears - no deep thoughts, just light-hearted (sometimes saucy) fun!

So, for your reference, I've put together a simple guide to what I'm most looking forward to watching this summer...

• "The Fashion Show." Premieres on Bravo on May 7. Project Run-what?


• "The Real Housewives of New Jersey." Premieres on Bravo on May 12. "The hair is big, but the drama is bigger." Thanks, Bravo.


• "The Bachelorette." Premieres on ABC on May 18. Five bucks that at least one guy tells Jillian how he likes his hot dog upon stepping out of the limo.


• "So You Think You Can Dance." Premieres on FOX on May 21. Not excited, though, about Mary's hot tamale train...woo WOO!


• "Southern Belles: Louisville." Premieres on SoapNet on May 21. How can you not watch a show that touts itself as "a real-life "Sex and the City" that takes place in the South, but not the South that stereotypes are made of"?!"


• "Entourage." Premieres on HBO on June 28. This falls in the "guilty pleasure" category, along with Chunky Monkey ice cream and Chuck Bass.


• "Project Runway." Premieres on Lifetime on August 20. In case that whole Fashion Show thing doesn't work out.


• "Mad Men." Premieres on AMC in August. My job is nothing like this show. Just FYI.

Get excited for some sass, train wrecks, laughs, crazy accents, fabulous outfits, ridiculous outfits, tears, crazy twists, and more. These shows are guaranteed to bring the spice to your summer!

What about you? Any shows that you're excited about that I absolutely must watch?